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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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Guys I am very proud to tell you that thanks to internet access and cybernautics I stumbled upon an old Proto-Pajeet-Aryan-Erisian cult.
>It's called Temple of Priapus
So it's another new Erisian cult that we can add to the repertoire of the lost book of Erisian religions.
Book which was obviously burned by Crypto-Christians in Egypt, fortunately the Jews had a copy but they soaked it with holy water from the Mikveh and left it to dry in the sun
until a drunk member of the Sufi order stole it thinking it was his underwear and left it a mess, now it is lost
and academics are not going to bother to do erisian-archaeology among the holy underwear of the Sufi order.
because you know, there's a lot of poop ass fart pee and hashish in there.
Here a wikipedia article for more info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Priapus
So... keep on loving each other! peace!
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pickle rick?
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bolognese bob
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It's actually impressive how successfully the mainstream of rap was gentrified into rich people bragging about how rich they are.
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I listened to like, close to all of the Golden Age albums though when I was younger. Hundreds and hundreds, maybe a thousand. A small handful of a few were alright. I don't like rap

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Karl Zener knew about the five elements before they were recorded in the Principia, and he reflected this in his Zener cards

>circle = orange (shaped like one)
>plus = prickle (looks like a shuriken)
>wavy lines = stench (stink lines)
>square = sweet (sugar cubes are square)
>star = boom (explosions in cartoons look similar)
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Who has been installing all the stench stations around town?
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the first card is upside down :(
In truth Karl Zener was one of the secret founding members of the L.D.D. and one of the secret authors of the Principia

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Drat, foiled again!
the whole thing is coming out April 1st 2024, but we're releasing parts of it in advance since there is already a creepy following stalking me around the internet. the Temple felt fit to reward the people who are already tuned in.
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It Was a very long set up APRIL FOOL
now i am going to talk in the third person
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We have been experiencing some setbacks imposed on us by rival cults, but they cannot stop the signal.

The fourth seal has been loosed:


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Post websites which might please the Bitch.

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Zen is when you stop yelling at people and start laughing at them.
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Zen is seeing clickbait, and realizing you actually, honestly don't care.
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Zen is when you shit or puke in da box and start gazing the sun on meths bacause you're a LSD Monke.
that's wisdom and what's coming is better
>Picrel its poyo.
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That ain't zen, that's Kirby cosplay!
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Nah nah, see, to me, zen has to be like, Gas Gas Gas in one ear, and U-Lock Justice in the other.
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Smash a car today!

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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Hildegard of Bingen wrote a private language with 23 letters
strangely (I think it is because of Greek-Latin Hebrew influences) it has something similar to the eris glyph
the exact reason why she invented this language is unknown, but it is more about mysticism and visions.
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Click languages are so cool
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So, this town set itself on fire for the next *checks watch* 250 years.
5 people still live there.
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It's amazing how most disasters, things like this and Chernobyl and Bhupal and Nova Scotia, all required so many safeguards and policies to go wrong. Eris always prevails.
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This was interesting, but can't be posted on /comfy/ for obvious reasons:


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Apart from keeping the good ETs at bay, the Veil has a function of programming / reprogramming the human population and keeping it in the reincarnation / recycling process. I will now state few of the main astral / etheric programs for incarnated humans currently in operation:

1) Lowering of consciousness and light body / merkaba deactivation. This program is maintained with etheric standing wave resonance technology.

2) Blocking of free will and of positive initiative. This program is maintained with etheric infrasound technology. Part of that sound precipitates towards the physical plane and some people can hear it as a very low frequency hum. This was the source of mysterious sounds that people heard in the beginning of 2012 and not the destruction of deep underground military bases, as some sources erroneously reported. Infrasound blocks certain centers in the physical brain and this blocks positive initiative. This infrasound is also the cause of unusual tiredness that many people experience without any apparent reason.
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>>3549 (OP) 
I taught them how to Mewing
But I lost my dignity.
in part 4 you can make eris come-cream a lot of times.
Tip: If you get brain freeze by eating ice cream (implying it doesn't have a minimum dose of LSD or something strange from the government) I recommend you to place your tongue on the roof of your mouth so Eris' bed will warm up and then the cold will go away.
That's the way Pope.
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OP is a liar and a parasite.
This is true and I'm glad I read it.

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>browse the internet
>flashback of childhood trauma occurs
>Why did Professor Utonium smoke a pipe? What's...is... did he smoke? Is this a mandela effect? a Djavu?
>*get mindfucked by my own mind*
>*search the internet for information*
>*find the information*
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The worst kind of heresy!
HERESY? on MY Syaday?
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More likely than you think.
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moar liek sayonara day
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Time to plan for next year

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The Luciferian Doctrine was used as a strategy of manipulation by the NAA Luciferian forces that were irritated at the success of the Black Sun’s control over the masses and the immense power, wealth and territory they had accumulated by the Popes campaigns and the Romans backing the Catholic Church. Because of the incredible brutality exhibited by the Black Suns enforcing the Roman Catholic Church’s satanic ideology, some groups went underground to reject the Church and its teachings. Thus, the Luciferian Doctrine was born out of the rejection of the power of the Catholic Church during the murderous times of the Crusades, and purports that Lucifer is a positive helper and bringer of light for an awakened humanity, in pursuit of gaining deeper knowledge of the true spiritual self. The proponents of the Luciferian Doctrine believe that Lucifer is not evil or anti-life, but is the God that desired to educate humankind and save them from the fallen state, so that worthy humans could elevate themselves into true Universal knowledge and enlightenment.

In this doctrine, the bible God Yahweh is considered to be the anti-life principle and is actually the primary evil oppressor of humankind, because he did not want humans to gain this knowledge of the tree of life. As a result of the murderous persecution of all those who disagreed with the Catholic Church, secret societies were formed in order for groups to discuss these theories, along with studying the ancient wisdom collected 
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>>3539 (OP) 
Shit, I don't remember this episode
Was I stoned as a kid? Maybe?
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It was the one where they do flips in the solar power farm. Or maybe it was from Ramen Rider.
why is this on /eris/?
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And twice! The madness must stop, it's all too much

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