I GOT A LETTER FROM THE GOVERNMENT THE OTHER DAY I OPENED AND READ IT IT SAID THEY WERE SUCKERS.
>>12399 Could you tell the feds to stop ghosting me? I really have some things I need to talk over with them, but they don't respond to seen meessages.
>>12420 Allegedly I might
(I am going to lick my hand, insheris)
>>12399 Snitching: A Retrospective By Huey Freeman
>>12420 the spooks are spooking you?
I'd crawl through a mile of glass and bathe in vinegar just to taste the cocaine she smuggled up her ass.
>>13471 Sex And Drug Madness!™ only happens after puberty in 99.999% of cases. We need to block puberty. We have the technology.
>>13473 We need to have Andrzej Duda shoot himself with a cum-loaded water pistol and then blame it all on Donald Tusk.
>>13474 It's just like... yeah, you know what I mean? Exactly! That's the thing that should be happening.
>>13474 But how will we get the right DNA?
I'd jump out of a forest of bears just to find a man brave enough to jump out of a forest of bears :/
I shit myself and stink
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST THE CURSE OF GRAYFACE RIPOSTES. WILL YOU DIE LIKE A GOD?
Fuck the EU and their 2035 plan to have men use fake penises
Boner is stored in the balls
what are the social implications of us still being in confusion?
Don't tell us, I know this one, I know this one! Let me see… it's… uhh
I swear I've seen this post before but I don't know when…
>>11930 TFW when my cock itches but I can't have sex since I never had a GF
>>13463 And you will never have one because you're a frogposter
Liru is a miracle of the universe! ✨️ 🙏
I love Liru!
Liru is just so wonderful…
Praise Liru!
/eris/ is invited to the 3rd 8moe Duels Soulcalibur 6 tournie. You are welcome to add another character (if you want) or re-roll your character's fighting style fighting style. The event is being hosted at the 8moe /icup/ board. It will be sometime this upcoming weekend.
The tournament will likely be in 13 hours. (when I wake up) https://cytu.be/r/8duels
THE TOURNAMENT IS STARTING https://cytu.be/r/8duels ^GET IN HERE^
We made it to the next round.
2ND HALF OF TOURNAMENT IN 3 HOURS '¡Segunda mitad del torneo en tres horas!' https://cytu.be/r/8duels ^Watch the event here^
>>13461 Grandma is up next round!
That feeling when you go to Home Depot to buy cum but it was made in China.
THEY'RE TRASHING! TRASHING!
<(plalp)
I don't see any trash in there.
>>10794 WERR 2LATE!1
>>10794 Destruction of evidence is a serious crime. Now if only we had a way to find out who did it. Any suggestions?
Clean up your files, and stay hydrated! I'm migrating hard drives and have a long road ahead.
>>11783 yeah can i order a large poperoni and a 2-liter of spite
>>11785 What are you gonna put a large pepperoni on? You're not just gonna chomp it, are you?
post your ls -a ~|wc -ls
>>13446 390
>>13446 229 but I'm cleaning up and now 98
